This part is technically the end of day 2 because I didn't get it done last night. I found a natural tree hammock yesterday while waiting for the ferry.
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| eggyolk jellyfish |
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| cargo ship |
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| bird taking a bath |
This part is technically the end of day 2 because I didn't get it done last night. I found a natural tree hammock yesterday while waiting for the ferry.
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| eggyolk jellyfish |
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| cargo ship |
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| bird taking a bath |
Nothing says I'm on vacation like waking up at 5:00 a.m. on a Saturday. We didn't need to, just did. The shower controls are on the opposite wall from the shower head. Brilliant. Why are they not all like that? Good shower, decent breakfast, no lotion. When I realized that, I said dyslexically to Mike, "What kind of a lotion doesn't give you a hotel?" I had both hotel keys in my pocket, which prompted me to call myself a key hog, which reminded me of a quahog, so I looked it up and taught Mike about it.
Today's plan was to drive an hour and a half to a noon ferry, ride the ferry for 3 hours to San Juan Island, and take a whale watching tour at 5:30. We were ready, so we left early. I like it when there's extra time, because then when I want to stop for every little thing that captures my imagination, Mike is more likely to humor me. The first thing was a big slice of Douglas fir. How can you not stop and look at that?
Wert = Western Epic Road Trip
Friday, June 3, 2022
Got up at 4:15 a.m. The cats made one last plea for us not to leave them. Shadow planted himself on Mike's suitcase
There was a scary moment on the plane when the whole thing jerked violently sideways and I think everybody reflexively grabbed the person next to them. Mike told me that Venus rotates so slowly on its axis that two Venus days equal one whole Earth year, so Venus only has two sunsets and sunrises a year. That blew my tired mind, and I said, "I bet everyone gathers around to watch those two sunrises and sunsets" and imagined that for a good five seconds before I remembered there are no people on Venus.
We made it to Chicago, where I did my next stupid thing. I thought we were going to gate C22, so that's where I went. Mike marched right past and I pitied him while I was looking for a place to settle in and wait for our flight to Seattle. He turned around looking for me, and I waved him down and pointed to the C22 sign. He came back and asked what I was doing at the Minneapolis gate. Yeah, we were gate C29.
Made it onto the plane and walked through spacious, luxurious first class and into crowded coach. I commented on the uselessness of the flimsy transparent curtain between us, and Mike said, "It's a visual reminder: don't forget your place in this world and especially on this plane."
I did something smart for the first time all day and put the salt from my bag of pretzels onto my cucumbers. The flight attendant asked me what I wanted to drink with my vegetables.
I learned that the foothills of South Dakota look like wrinkly elephant skin from 36,000 feet in the air.
| Museum of Pop Culture |
| Fake eyelashes stuck to the glass wall at the top of the Space Needle. So many weird things in Seattle. |
| rotating glass floor |
| We need more "no talking zones" in the world. |
| These next few are at the Museum of Pop Culture |