Rights and Wrongs

Sarah put on her princess dress and was twirling around and dancing. Meanwhile, Noah was assembling a Lego car. Sarah asked, "Noah, will you be my prince?" He said, "No, because right now I'm a mechanic." She ignored his remark, grabbed his arm, and started tugging him out to the dance floor. He resisted, pulled his arm away, and launched into his American Rights speech: "Here in this country I have rights...." Sarah interrupted to say, "But you're not doing rights; you're doing wrongs!"