Mating

I was giving Noah a haircut in the basement when Sarah came down and said, "Oooooo, Noah!  The ladies are gonna love it!"  He squirmed and rolled his eyes.  She said, "What? Don't you want to find a mate?"  and he said, "Geez, Sarah, you make it sound like I'm a bird or a zebra or something.  And I'm NOT interested in the ladies."