Noah's funeral

Noah planned his funeral today.  (He's not really that morbid; he's just a planner.)  He wants people to tell stories.  He doesn't want it to be long and boring and sad.  He wants snacks to be served during the funeral and lots of good food afterwards.  As people leave, they will get a goody bag which will include a picture of Noah, a Gospel tract, a bell, and a kazoo.  I asked why the bell and the kazoo, and he said, "No reason.  Just for fun."