Noah: Hey, I just made up a joke! Wanna hear it?
Me: Yes
N: What's the
smelliest sport?
M: ummm....soccer?
N: Nope! Guess, Sarah!
S: I don't
know.
N: Just guess a sport!
S: Baseball.
N: Nope, it's ping
pong!
[Silence]
N: Isn't that funny! I just made it up!
M: Okaaaay....why is it funny?
N: Because it's ping PONG! Get it?
S: No.
N: Pong is another
name for poop!
M: It is? In what country?
N: I read it in my Big Book of Gross Stuff.
M: Oh. Well then it must be true, so that's pretty funny.
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