Sarah: I'm afraid of any object flying towards my face.
Noah: Are you afraid of air?
Sarah: No. Air is not an object.
Noah: Are you afraid of cotton balls?
Sarah: Yes.
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Sarah: Is there a plain old Dakota or a plain old Carolina?
Noah: No, just North and South.
Sarah: That's dumb.
Noah: I know, right?! There's a plain old Virginia and a West Virginia. Why not East Virginia?
