Embarrassing moment

Yesterday I was in the middle of a transcription job when the phone rang. Caller ID said "wireless caller" and a number I didn't recognize.  It looked like something scammy, so I answered in Korean.  The caller seemed to be thrown off by that, and she stammered and fumbled.  I can't speak Korean very well or very fast, so I just made up some high-pitched Asian sounding words and spewed them out in a jumble.  The caller was pretty quick to end the call.  Mission accomplished.

A few minutes later, I got a message on Facebook.  It was from the vet tech who was supposed to be coming to give my babies their rabies shot. This is how it went:

Hi Janel I tried calling you but I think we have the wrong number. I wanted to see if you’d like to move your appointment to tomorrow morning. We just had an unexpected kitten visit and of course it has an upper respiratory virus. I would not like to spread it to your kitties!!

Janel

No virus for us, thanks. Tomorrow is great. What time?

By the way, did a crazy Asian person answer when you called?

Yes yes they did lol

I panicked

Janel

HAHA! No way! I'm so sorry. I thought it was a telemarker, so I put on my "I don't speak no English" act.

YOU ARE A MENACE

I WAS PANICKING

Janel

Ok, now I'm a little embarrassed. Sorry.

Dr. Campbell is dying right now

Janel

Did she hear it?

No but I just told her. I wish you could have seen my face after.

Janel

I'm changing the contact in my phone so it now says "vet" instead of "wireless caller" so you will not hear from crazy Asian lady again.

I’m seriously cracking up. How about 9:30-10:30?

Janel

Sounds perfect. Thanks.

I promise I will attempt to be normal.

We need things like this to happen in a day because sometimes we seriously need a laugh.

Janel

Happy to amuse you. Come in through the garage like you live here. Don't know, or the cats will scatter.

*knock, not know

Okay no problem. Also, we don’t like normal. Normal is boring.