poop sniper

Noah was wearing a pair of long underwear, and I pointed out that they were backwards, because the wiener flap was on the back side instead of the front.  He said he wears them backwards on purpose because there's a hole in the knee that he's trying to hide.  I told him that he could poop out of the wiener flap if he was very accurate in targeting.  He said, "Oh, I'm VERY accurate when I poop. I'm like a sniper!"