Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Names

Noah:  I want to name my son Sean.  I also like Mitchell.
Me: What if you have a girl?
N: I don't want daughters. They're too expensive.
M: But what if you happen to have one?  Will you give her a name?
N: I'd name her "Too Expensive" and call her "Tootie" for short.

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