Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Hideous Mole

I have a hideously ugly mole on my arm that I'm so tired of seeing. So I put a little circle bandaid over it a few days ago. Today I took off the bandaid and realized that I had only exacerbated the problem. It's obvious how much time I've spent outside in the last few days, because now I have a tan line around the hideous mole. It looks like someone took a highlighter and drew a circle around it. The only way it could be any more obvious would be if I put a post-it note on my arm, with an arrow pointing to the mole, and wrote, "Everyone make sure you notice this mole!"

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