Sarah-isms

When we first moved here, Sarah kept calling our skylight a screen door.  I finally got her to understand that it's called a skylight.  She rode in my parents' vehicle yesterday and came home to tell me all about the "skylight" in it.  I had to break the unreasonable news that a skylight in a vehicle is called a sunroof. 

We were reading a book that referred to a southpaw, and Sarah asked what that was.  I told her it was a left-handed person.  She said, "Oh, that's not me.  I'm a northpaw."