First, I gathered my supplies: bleach, soap, and all the quarters I could find.
Then I loaded up the van with the yuckiest things that needed cleaning.
The kitchen garbage can lid is always gross.
A child emptied the pencil sharpener into the garbage can before checking to make sure it had a bag in it.
The litter box. Always disgusting.
Then I drove to the car wash, laid everything out, and started feeding quarters into the machine.
I blasted everything and even washed the van, all for about five bucks (I lost track of exactly how many quarters I put in). I got completely drenched in the process, and my hands were red and raw all the way home.