On the way home from church, Sarah was making some strange airy, spitty noises. I asked her if she was speaking in tongues, and she said, "No, I'm just trying to get something out of my mouth."
Noah was in the living room while I was finishing school with Sarah. I was giving her spelling words, one of which was "announcement". Noah appeared in the doorway looking eager. I said, "What?" And he said, "What's the announcement?"
Noah busted Sarah drinking directly from the milk jug and told her not to do that. She said, "What? Dad does it?" Noah said, "Yes, well...Dad is not always the best sanitary role model."