Sarah wants new bedding for her birthday. Aunt Kathy issued her a challenge: if she can get her horrible pit of a room clean and organized and maintain it for 2 months, she will buy her new bedding. As soon as I told Sarah about it, she disappeared into her room with a garbage bag.
Later we were talking about something else, and he quoted me the Bible verse about God's mercies being new every morning. Then he said, "Good thing we don't have Mike Huckabee's fair tax. We would have to pay taxes on God's mercies!"