A couple Noah-isms

Sarah moved up to Noah's class at CBS this fall, so I was telling Noah that he would have to show her the ropes and help her out on the first day of class as much as he could.  On the way there, he said to her, "Ok, Sarah. I'm going to tell you the ropes. First, you check the box next to your name and pick up your name tag..."
Sarah interrupted with, "What are you talking about?  What ropes?"

Another day, Noah and his buddy Andrew were comparing baseball gloves and trying to determine whose was the best.  (What is it with males that they're always doing that?)  Andrew pointed out some pocket on his that Noah's didn't have.  Noah pointed to the words "genuine leather" printed on his and said, "Well...yeah, but mine is gourmet leather."