Monday, July 1, 2013

My daughter is housebroken!

Sarah was doing the laundry, and Noah asked her if she wanted to go outside with him. 
S:  I can't.  I'm housebroken.
N (rolling on the floor laughing) Do you know what housebroken means?
S (annoyed): Of course. It means I can't go outside.
N: No, it means you don't pee in the house!
S: Well then I'm grounded.
N: Why? What did you do?
S: I didn't do anything!  But Mom will get mad if I go out before I finish the laundry.
N: That's not grounded.  That's just doing your chores. 
S: Well then I'm doing my chores so I don't get grounded!

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