Monday, 9/2/13
7:40 a.m.
leaving Grand Canyon.
Kids are playing the Find It game I made
before we left home.
I hid several
little objects in a jar filled with beans, and they had to find each of them
without opening the jar.
Saw a big bull elk on our way out of the park.
8:15 a.m. A hitchhiker flipped us off after we didn’t
pick him up.
9:20 a.m. gas and food at Pilot in Bellemont, AZ. $3.35/gal x 6.7 gal = $22.65. Bought a footlong at Subway, and the worker
girl asked me, “Would you like to double your meat for 2 free cookies?” I stared at her, trying to get my road-weary
brain to process that statement. It made
no sense to me at all, so I said, “What does that mean?” and she explained,
“You pay $2.50 to double your meat, and you get 2 free cookies.” I kept my meat single. Meanwhile, Mike was having a weird
conversation with a woman sitting in her car parked in front of the gas pump
Mike wanted to use. He asked her if she
wanted to back up, and she said, “I have to go forward.”
10:00 a.m. Drove through Kaibab National Forest and
Coconino National Forest. Now we’re all
eating out of boredom. I’m mowing
through a whole bag of Rolos. Just
passed Devil Canyon and Two Guns, AZ.
Also Meteor Crater Rd. Driving
through AZ is almost as bad as driving through KS.
11:35 a.m. Mike is getting giddy. He thinks everything is funny. NM state line bags have a pinwheel for Sarah and
keychain for Noah. NM trivia: state bird is the roadrunner, which can run 15
mph. More people are killed by lightning
in NM than in any other state. Mike
launched into an educational diatribe about Wyle E. Coyote and Roadrunner.
12:24 p.m. gas at Jamestown,
NM $3.35/gal x 9.5 gal = $32.04
2:00 p.m. Just passed
an RV with naked kids in the window.
Light rain starting, and Mike says the air smells like marijuana..
2:20 p.m. Now I’m
giddy. We just passed a sign for painted
ponies, and Mike quoted Seinfeld and said, “I have painted pony.” That made me laugh for miles. We have spent a ridiculous amount of time
arguing about what time it is. Sally’s
on central time, the van clock is on Mountain Time, the computer is two hours
off, for some reason, and we never, ever know for sure exactly what time it
is. Just got passed by a posse of
motorcycles going well over 90 mph.
4:37 (or maybe 3:37?) gas at Santa Rosa, NM. $3.48/gal x 9.3 gal = $32.33. I had my own Seinfeld moment in the bathroom
when I discovered I had no toilet paper.
Fortunately, the lady in the next stall could spare a square.
5:00 p.m. Kids are choosing activities from the activity envelope
I made before we left.
Guess how many
barns we will see in the next 5 miles (none, since we’re in the desert!).
Write down as many animals as you can think
of in 5 miles (they tied at 12 each).
Make telegrams using these letters in order: BLMSTOWP.
My 2 favorites were: “Blast the lion maker so
that ostriches will perish” and “Being little makes Suzie tower over wet
poo.”
Kids are going back to watching
Mythbusters, and I’m giving Mike “would you rather” questions.
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
Would you rather have the ability of 10
athletes or the knowledge of 10 scholars ?
Would you rather
sleep on the
sidewalk for a week in good weather or one night in the rain? etc.
5:53 p.m. Texas bags
have bubbles in them. Trivia: Dr. Pepper
was invented in TX in 1885. Only Alaska
is bigger than TX.
7:40 p.m.
Arriving at
Holiday Inn Express in Amarillo.
This
hotel is great, even better than the one in Goodland, KS.
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The Texas sunset was just as good as the one over the Grand Canyon! |
Everyone is dancing around, leaping from bed
to bed, so happy to be out of the van.
Eating the leftover scavenged pizza from Maswik.
Going swimming.
Met a nice couple in the hot tub, who had
been traveling for 8 hours and never left TX!
10:30 p.m. Getting
ready for bed, and Sarah wants to sleep with Mike because he’s warm. I said, “Daddy’s sleeping with me. Get your own warm husband.” She stuck a note on herself that read, “No
Touching”. She said, “I don’t want
anyone touching my private parts, like my armpits.”