Sarah and I are home alone tonight. I was getting ready to get in the shower, when Sarah came along and peered at my cellulite and asked a bunch of questions about it. Then she said, "I wish you were as skinny as Mrs. Roth. How does she do it?" I told her that Mrs. Roth doesn't pig out like I do. A few minutes later, I was singing in the shower, and Sarah yelled, "Stop it, Mom! You're embarrassing me!" I embarrass her even when we're the only ones here??