I put a lot of thought into my outfit today. We're having a tumbling party for Sarah, and I intend to tumble my heart out, so I chose pants that allow for free movement. I have on a tshirt that tucks into my pants so nothing gets exposed, and a hoodie for warmth. When Sarah saw me she said:
"I wouldn't wear that if I were you, Mom."
Me: Why not?
S: Because plaid is not my color.
M: But...you won't be wearing it.
S: Plaid is not your color either. Plaid is not anyone's color.
M: Comfort is my color.
S: Oh, Mom. [walks away, shaking her head]