Monday, June 30, 2014

Ice cream sandwiches in hell

Our post-dinner conversation, as we were eating Neopolitan ice cream sandwiches for dessert:

Noah: What order do you eat your ice cream sandwich in?
Mike: I like the pink best, so I save it for last.
Me: I start with the best part, because what if Jesus comes back before I get to it?
Mike: If Jesus comes back while I'm eating my ice cream sandwich, I'll just drop it on the ground and forget about it.
Me: Can I have it then?
Mike: Sure, but you better eat it fast, because it will melt quickly where you're going.

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