Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Being a human

The kids were doing their weekly garbage collection.  Sarah dumped out Noah's garbage can and discovered a half-eaten Butterfinger.  She exclaimed, "Oooo, a Butterfinger!" and sat right down next to the trash can and ate it.  Noah caught her in the act and said, "Oh my gosh, Sarah, do you know what I throw in that can?  And I spit sunflower seeds in there too.  How can you eat that?" 
Mouth full of candy, Sarah mumbled, "It was still half in the wrapper...."
Noah was totally disgusted and replied, "You really need to get better at being a human."

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