Tuesday, May 29, 2018

College

Noah applied to Illinois Central College because he wants to take a class this summer.  Today he got an email that said, "Thank you for submitting your application to Illinois Central College.
You are now officially an ICC student. Congratulations!"  Then there were instructions about how to set up an online account and enroll in classes.  I enrolled him in Physical Therapy Assistant 100.  Easy enough.  It said no tuition bill would be mailed, and it's my responsibility to pay for it online.   I jumped through all the hoops required to do that, and I got to this page:
So I called ICC and asked for the Bursar's office.
ICC: The what?
Me: The Bursar's office.
ICC: What is that?
M: I have no idea.  I'm trying to pay for a class, and your website says I have to contact the Bursar's office.
ICC:  How do you spell that?
M: B-u-r-s-a-r.
ICC: We don't have a Bursar.
M: Ok, well, how can I pay for this class?
ICC:  I don't know.  I don't handle that.
M: Who does?
ICC:  You could try [gives me a number].
I thank her, hang up, and try the number she gave me.  That person gives me a different number.  I thank her, hang up, and try the number she gave me.  I get a message that this person is on leave and I should call this other number.  I call that number.  No answer.  I leave a message.  Nobody calls me back all day.  So far, my actual college degree is not helping me get my kid started on his. 

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

One foot out of the nest

Yesterday, Noah and I wasted over an hour at the DMV in Pekin, and he walked out with a driver's license. 
His inaugural solo trip was to the gas station last night. I was with Sarah at gymnastics, so I missed it, which is probably for the best.

Today he made his second solo trip.  He went to the same gas station (it's one of the few places he knows how to get to) to get gas for the mower.  Before he left, I made him sign a contract stating that he wouldn't speed or use his phone while driving, among other things.  I also made him endure a long prayer of protection over him and another one blessing the vehicle.  Then I let him go.  I kept myself busy with cooking while he was gone. 

After mowing, math, and lunch, he had to go to his volunteer job at the library.  It's the kickoff party for the summer reading program, so he was helping with games.  Sarah walked to the library after school, because she was needed at the face painting table.  So I was home alone and not sure what to do with myself.  I vacuumed.  Then I groomed the cats.  Then I decided to ride my bike to the library to visit the kids. 




Sarah was happily painting faces, and Noah was helping with a game that involved a lot of bending over and picking things up in the hot sun.  He was happy to see me, because I gave him an excuse to leave.  He offered to load my bike in the van and drive us home.  Sarah was having fun and not ready to go, so we'll go back and pick her up on the way to youth group tonight. 


Wednesday, May 9, 2018

God's faithfulness in the fast

Our pastor called us to a three-day fast.  Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday with no food.  I have fasted for a day before, but never three.  I told the pastor I would do it, because I knew if I didn't commit out loud to him, I wouldn't do it.  There have been times these past three days that my promise to the pastor is the only thing that kept me from eating.

Sunday.  I passed by the donuts at church.  Why do we have donuts at church if we're supposed to be fasting?  I think most people don't actually fast from food.  I admit I haven't in the past when we've been called to fast.  I'll fast from TV or Facebook or something else that isn't essential to life.  But really, nothing is as powerful as fasting from food, at least for me. It makes me realize how dependent on God I truly am and how little time I can make it without His provision of food and how much I take it for granted.  Communion came around and I wondered briefly if I should take it, but it seemed like a no-brainer.  That oyster cracker was going to have to sustain me for the next three days.  Sunday afternoon, I was hungry.  Sunday night, I really wanted to eat.  I was hangry.  I was tempted, but I remembered my commitment.  I went to bed early.

Monday morning.  Hungry.  I didn't want to do this anymore.  I decided to distract myself with birdwatching, one of my favorite hobbies.  I went outside to fill the feeder, and God gave me a huge blessing!  It has been my goal for the last seven years to have a duck nest on our property.  Every year, I make nesting boxes and put out food, but no ducks choose us.  As I walked to the feeder this morning, I actually caught a duck in the act of laying an egg in a nest very close to the nesting box I had made!  I can see the nest from my favorite birdwatching window.  After she waddled away, I looked in the nest and discovered three eggs!  I was so happy that I forgot all about how hungry and miserable I was.  God knew just when I would need it most.
By mid-afternoon, my loudly growling stomach reminded me to pray for my pastor, who is also going through this fast. I was trying to teach school, and Noah noticed that I was not all there.  He prayed for me.  A sweet blessing.  I love that kid.  Monday night was another struggle not to eat.  Hungry and headachy and weak.  I again went to bed early but didn't sleep well because I hadn't exercised at all because I lacked the strength.  I tried to pray, but my mind kept coming back to food. I made a list of what I'm going to eat on Wednesday.

Tuesday.  Really rough morning.  When I got out of bed, I almost passed out.  I was very dizzy and weak.  I sprawled on the bed and rested a few minutes, then got up more slowly.  My legs didn't feel like they could handle the weight of my body.  I thought about Jesus fasting for 40 days, which I never truly appreciated before.  I wondered how He could do it for so long when I'm feeling near death after only two full days.  And He was wandering in the wilderness being tempted by Satan!  I figured He must have had lots of help from His Dad.  Then I remembered that I have the same Dad, and He will help me too.  And then He did.  I shuffled into the kitchen and decided to make tea.  I don't like tea, but I wanted something warm instead of the usual ice water I've been drinking.  I went to the place where we keep the tea and found something way better.
It was a free sample I had gotten at Costco several months ago.  I didn't remember putting it in the tea spot and really hadn't given it a thought since I got it.  It contained lots of good vitamins and minerals and electrolyte replacements, and the expiration date was May 2018.  I mixed it with hot water and praised the Lord while I drank it.  It wasn't long before I felt physically revived and spiritually full of gratitude for the Lord's provision.  Again, He had been faithful to provide just what I needed at just the right time.  When Noah got up, I taught him a difficult algebra lesson about dividing trinomials by binomials, following the steps of long division.  I didn't have the energy to get frustrated, and we had a very peaceful time completing his math lesson.  A text from my pastor that he was praying for me gave me the boost I needed to go to work at The Et Cetera Shop all afternoon.  It was difficult, but I was so busy that I didn't have much time to dwell on my misery.  In the evening, I went to Sarah's art show at her school.  The flight of stairs almost did me in, and she still needed to be taken to gymnastics.  Mercifully, Mike took her.  I used my last bit of strength to make breakfast, in case I couldn't do it in the morning, and went to bed with it next to me.
Oats with mashed up banana, water, sea salt, agave nectar, vanilla, and cherries. I ate it at 3:30 a.m. Wednesday morning.


Friday, May 4, 2018

Birds and boys

I was watching birds out the window (one of my favorite activities), and I spotted the most spectacular oriole in the neighbor's tree.  It was high up in the branches, and I couldn't get a good picture of it.  I knocked on the neighbor's door and asked if I could climb the play set in their back yard to get a better shot of the bird.  He said yes, and I climbed up and got this picture:
When I got home, Noah said, "Where have you been?"
Me: On top of Tuckers' play set.
N: What?! Why?
M: I wanted to get a picture of the oriole in their tree.
N: So you just climbed up there?  Did they see you?
M: I asked first. They didn't mind.
N: They probably think you're weird.
M: Well, it's about time they knew the truth.
N: Why didn't you just climb the tree in our own yard?
M: Because a) the bird wasn't in our tree, b) it was easier to climb the play set, and c) I'm too old to climb trees.
N: Come on, I'll show you how to climb our tree.
So we went outside, and he gave me a lesson:


I climbed up there with him (but not nearly as high as he went), and we pruned some dead branches while we were up there.