Vegetarian

Conversation with Noah today.
N: Mom, I'm thinking about becoming a vegetarian.
M: I always knew you would.
[Few minutes of quiet thinking]
N:  Well, maybe I'll be a pigatarian instead.
M: What's that?
N: It's where you're a vegetarian, except for pig.  I can't give up ham, bacon, sausage, pork....
[more quiet thinking]
N: Wait a minute...I don't want to give up double steakburgers either.  I think instead of being a vegetarian, I'll be a meatatarian.