I was vacuuming, and Noah was playing Wii. He curled up his legs when I got close to him, and he looked a little nervous. I said, "Are you frightened, little boy?" He smiled and said, "A little." A Mister Rogers song popped into my head (as they often do--I loved Mister Rogers). It was the "You can never go down the drain" song. I changed the words to "You can never get sucked up in the vacuum", and I sang it in full operatic volume. At the end, I pulled the hose wand out and sucked it onto Noah's shirt. He rolled his eyes, but I saw him smirking.
The phone rang, and Noah went to answer it with the Wii remote in his hand. I kept vacuuming. When he got back to the living room, he was searching around frantically. He yelled, "Mom, did you vacuum up the Wii remote?"