Sarah is making Noah's birthday cake. Therefore, I'm staying out of the kitchen. I heard the usual banging and clanging and mumbling to herself. Then she called to me, "Mom, how long does it take to moisturize a cake?" I thought perhaps I should pay a visit to the kitchen (with my mess blinders on, of course).
I asked her to repeat the question, and she did. I couldn't figure it out. I asked her what she was trying to do. She said, "I'm just following the directions. It says to beat on low until moisturized. So how long is that?"