Last week while Mike was working nights, it was nice having him home during the day to join in our little games, like the quiet game. My favorite game! Whoever is quiet for the longest wins. Noah almost always loses. When you lose, you have to crawl through the spanking machine, which is the legs of the winners, and they spank you as you crawl through.
After losing about 10 times in a row, Noah pulled out all the stops in trying to make the rest of us make noise. He wrote this to tape on Mike's back:
They claim I laughed, but really just a tiny puff of air escaped my nostrils. In any case, I had to crawl through the spanking machine:
Notice Mike and Sarah getting their spankers all warmed up!