We are studying Greece in Geography this week, which led me to go off on a tangent about a Greek Orthodox wedding I attended once. It was nightmarishly long and full of rituals and words I didn't understand.
Sarah said, "That's what I hate about weddings. They're too long! Why can't one person say the vows and the other person just say 'ditto'? That would save a lot of time."
Noah said, "I think I'll just livestream my wedding on Twitch. Then people can come and go as they please and not have to sit through the whole thing."