Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Onion rings

It's 8:30 p.m.  The kids are in bed, and I'm craving Burger King onion rings.  I'm wearing my fuzzy pajamas and slippers, so I'll just go through the drive-thru.  I pull into Burger King, roll down my window to order, and notice...a cardboard sign taped to the intercom: "Drive thru broken.  Come inside."  I have just enough of a speck of self-respect left to prevent me from walking into Burger King in my pajamas and slippers.

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