Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Classified

Free to a good home:
One rude, spoiled, selfish, annoying, stubborn, loud, bossy, messy 8-year-old picky-eating chatterbox who knows everything.  Available immediately.  Free delivery.

Update:
She's pretty cute.  $1000

Update:
She knows how to cook and do laundry.  $5000

Update:
She can be very generous.  $20,000

Update: 
She's going to be a great leader someday.  $10,000

Update: 
She's very loyal and will defend you with every ounce of her great stubbornness.  $20,000

Update:
She makes up stories, songs, poems, and dances.  She will entertain you for hours on end.  $50,000

Update: 
She draws great pictures, and she loves to give them away.  Actually, she can be quite thoughtful.  She's super friendly and confident.  She's smart, funny, gifted, creative, and talented.  She's a good encourager.  She's the child that God chose for me to parent, and she is uniquely created in His image.  She is priceless, and I'm keeping her!

1 comment:

mike said...

Excellent post! Spot on.