Mike: Do you want to see something cool?
Noah and Sarah: What it is?
Mike: Do you want to see it or not?
Noah: I'm in the middle of a Minecraft game.
Sarah: Your idea of cool is not the same as my idea of cool. Yours is plaids and stripes, and mine is kitty's mama. You're kinda retro, Dad.
What???? Adolescent children are strange creatures.