Still looks gross. I dumped the contents of the crockpot into the blender and added some milk (both to cool off the hot mess and add some creaminess). Blended like crazy until it was smooth and creamy.
I sprinkled some shredded cheddar on top and put it under the broiler for a couple minutes. Then we dipped chips in it and called it dinner. I ended up with about 12 cups of this stuff, and the whole pot cost less than $1.50.