Is nothing sacred?

I was eating popcorn.  Sarah flopped down right next to me and took my popcorn.  I went to get cookies to console myself.  She took my cookies.  I got out my phone to play a word game to console myself.  That darn kid took my phone right out of my hand!  That was the last straw.  I grumbled, "You took my popcorn; you took my cookies; you took my phone. Is nothing sacred?"  She said, "Well, you still have Jesus."