I was eating popcorn. Sarah flopped down right next to me and took my popcorn. I went to get cookies to console myself. She took my cookies. I got out my phone to play a word game to console myself. That darn kid took my phone right out of my hand! That was the last straw. I grumbled, "You took my popcorn; you took my cookies; you took my phone. Is nothing sacred?" She said, "Well, you still have Jesus."