Don't ever break your right arm. It's been more than 3 months, and I'm still suffering the aftershocks, beyond the obvious pain and lack of strength and function. Yesterday I went to the dentist and found out I have gingivitis because I'm apparently not proficient at brushing my teeth left-handed. Flossing just didn't happen at all. There are other parts of my body that haven't been good and clean for over 3 months too.
Today I spent the better part of an hour making a salad extraordinaire (because chopping is still a clumsy, time-consuming affair). I had a heaping bowl of deliciousness waiting for me, so I told my right hand to pick it up and carry it to the table. What it heard was, "Grasp at it weakly and plunge it to the floor."