Noah was showing me that the Hulk wears stretchy pants.
Me: Why, is he obese?
N: No, he's a normal person, but sometimes he gets huge so his pants have to stretch.
M: Me too! I'm a super hero!
N: No, Mom. He can destroy New York.
M: I could mow down the restaurants in New York.
N: Yeah, but he destroys the city; he doesn't eat his way through it.
M: Well what's more heroic? Eating or destroying?
N: [eye roll] Oh my gosh, Mom.