I took Noah on a quick date to Dairy Queen. We were browsing the bulletin board and saw a sign for a parents' night out. It said, "If your children are not picked up promptly at 10:00 p.m., we will sell them on ebay." He thought that was funny, and then he said, "Hey! Maybe we could sell Sarah on ebay! $500!" I told him she was worth way more than that, and he said that was just a starting bid. I said it should be a million dollars, and he said, "Nobody's going to pay a million dollars for a used six-year-old who still wets her bed, Mom."
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