Terrorists

I'd like to thank all the terrorists who have made packing for a plane trip much more difficult for the rest of us (although it's not likely that they're reading my blog). Now I can't even take a bottle of water on the plane.  Instead of sending terrorists to jail, I would like to see their punishment be something like this: 
They have to spend the rest of their lives waiting with small children in the security line.  They have to have their bags searched through and messed up and their underwear held up for all to see.  They have to take toddlers' shoes off before they go through security, and then put them back on afterwards (that one's for you, Shoe Bomber!).  They have to take their laptops out of their cases, send them through security, and then put them back in.  They get their fingernail clippers confiscated at the gate. They have to pack their shampoo in tiny little bottles inside a ziploc bag.  Finally, hours later, when they finally make it onto the plane, they have to sit next to their small children and listen to them whine about how thirsty they are.  Then they have to buy them a $5 bottle of water on the plane.