Friday, January 9, 2015


Noah: I think I have frostbite on my feet.
Me: I think I'll sue your martial arts instructor for that.
Noah: Nah, he'd just make me do thousands of extra pushups.
Sarah: How could he make you do pushups if he's dead?
Noah: Dead!  Why is he dead?
Sarah: Because mom sued him!
Noah: So?
Sarah: Well...doesn't "sued" mean "killed"?
Noah: NO! 

I think she was thinking of "slayed". 

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