Guest writer--Snickers

Here I am, in another Mexican standoff with my sister.

I've obviously annoyed her again.  All I wanted was just to be close to her.

Oh no.  She's punching me again.  And she did it so fast that it's all a blur.

Mom! She's being mean to me again!

Let's try a reverse Mexican standoff.  Maybe that won't bother her.

Help!  She's making herself even bigger!