This is winter?

The dreaded day has arrived.  I got too hot in my fuzzy pajamas today.  I went from footie pajamas to barefoot in one day.  Usually it's more of a gradual progression.  Next thing you know, I'll have to take the fleece sheets off my bed.  But I refuse to do that while it's still WINTER!  On this winter day, I grilled pork chops and killed full-grown insects, and the kids played in the sprinkler.  If this is winter, I don't want to think about summer...