In this picture you can see the pretty new rubber gloves I bought myself to encourage myself to have a good attitude about washing dishes all day long. The water to the kitchen sink is shut off until the new dishwasher is installed, so the dishes are building up again.
A couple nights ago, nobody was in the kitchen. It was late at night, and we heard glass shattering in the kitchen. We all ran out there and saw a glass bottle that had been on the counter was now in pieces on the floor. No cats had been in the kitchen at the time of the incident either. I tried to clean it all up, but today I shredded my foot on a shard.
This is what happens when a kid loses a tooth while Mom is gone. He's the dishwasher man; I'm the Tooth Fairy.