Some strange events of the day:
I witnessed a lady at Kroger trying to open a produce bag, took her mask off so she could LICK her fingers to open the bag, put her mask back on, and proceeded to touch all the produce. Then as I was checking out, the cashier asked me if I was wearing a bra. I was shocked at the audacity, but dutifully felt my boobs to make sure and then said yes. She said, "You're gonna need it!" I tried to figure out what that could possibly mean, but I had no clue, so I finally said, "Why?" and she said, "Because it's pouring outside!" That's when I realized that she had asked me if I brought an umbrella, not if I was wearing a bra. I explained the whole mishap to her, and she laughed and said, "Oh, that's why you touched your boobs!"
Mike and I were going for a walk tonight, and I was chewing gum with my mouth open like the classy gal I am. I walked into a cloud of gnats right at the wrong moment and inhaled a bunch of them. At least 5 of them stuck to my gum. So revolting. I was choking up gnats the whole rest of the walk.
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